▲John DoeJane Doe GARNET CROW part.91▲

Official website: “GARNET CROW Official Website” 　　ttp://www.garnetcrow.com/ ★ 16th single “Kimi o Kazaru Hana o Sakasou” and the 2nd live DVD are on sale to great acclaim! ★ See the News section of “Nicha Suko (first 2ch scope)” for details ★ 　　http://gc.w-nets.com/ ★ The GARNET board, an anonymous bulletin board dedicated to GARNET CROW, is running to great acclaim!! ★ 　　http://garnet.s22.xrea.com/ ▲ Regular program ▲ 　　Every Sunday: α-station 89.4MHz “PASTIME PARADISE” ▲ Member introductions, indie-release page, and links ▲ 　　http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/GARNET_CROW_2ch/etc.html ▲ Previous threads ▲ 　　http://garnet.s22.xrea.com/kako.html ◆ Using sage and taking it easy is recommended. ◆ Be careful not to cause trouble for other people. ◆ Completely ignore trolls, delusional posters, and edz@g ◆P2unpRNWwM. ◆ Please keep obscene remarks under control. ◆ Don’t launch meaningless attacks on Mochi. ◆ Start the next thread around post 950. Previous thread: ▲┐(ﾟ〜ﾟ)┌ GARNET CROW part.90 ▲ http://ex5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musicj/1091791123/

GARNET CROW’s songstress, Yuri Nakamura, got 8th place. Kneel at the songstress’s feet, you bunch of bastards! [ASCII art preserved from the original.] To Kitazato >>3 Hane: Do you have any work besides THUESDAY LIVE? (lol) To >>4 Zusa Yumi: What’s with the gap between your singing ability and your looks? (lol) To Kitahara Ai >>5: A pretty face alone is useless, you know. (lol) To Furui H >>6: Don’t take off those sunglasses. Absolutely do not take them off. (lol) To AZUKI >>7: Please, stop coming any closer, you thirty-year-old auntie. (lol) To Ue >>8 Raa Azumi: Shut up, tone-deaf. (lol) To >>9 Raru Kinoshita Mai: Your albums are the only things that sell. (lol) To Kishi Mo >>10 Sae: A school-uniform concert could get you into legal trouble. (lol) >>11–1000: May you be buried forever. (evil laughter)

The true thread terminator… (￣ー￣)ﾆﾔﾘｯ

Test.

Test.

This thread is painful…

[ASCII art preserved from the original.] Hurry up, hurry up, or I’ll kill everyone.

【Morning Poem】 Vol.1 Komiyama: “Good morning, Ms. AZUKI!” AZUKI: “Good morning! I’m going to use the restroom.” Komiyama: “Ms. AZUKI, what are you going to do with that paper cup?” AZUKI: “Today is my urine-test day.” Komiyama: “Huh, really!? Ms. AZUKI, let me collect it for you!! Is that okay?” AZUKI: “Oh—… just this once, okay?” Komiyama: “Thank you, Ms. AZUKI… Oh, so you pee sitting down….” AZUKI: “That’s how all girls pee, you know? Hehe….” Komiyama: “Oh, I see… For some reason, Ms. AZUKI looks even cuter than usual….” AZUKI: “Oh, stop it, what are you saying?… Okay? It’s coming out now, it’s really coming out.” Komiyama: “Wait!… Ms. AZUKI, where does the urine come out?” AZUKI: “I showed you yesterday, didn’t I!?… Ah, it’s already coming….” Shaa—… (Ms. AZUKI’s urine is such a beautiful color… I want to catch it in both hands….) AZUKI: “Quick, catch it in the cup! Girls can’t stop halfway through!” Komiyama: “Ah, sorry….” (Ms. AZUKI’s urine is so warm… I can feel her warmth through the paper cup… All right! I’ll try drinking it!) Komiyama: “Glug glug….” To be continued in Vol.2…

【Morning Poem】 Vol.2 Komiyama: “Glug glug….” (Mmm, delicious! So this is the taste of Ms. AZUKI’s urine!) AZUKI: “W-w-wait~~! Komiyama! Stop! Stop! That’s dirty!” Komiyama: “Sorry… It’s for the urine test… but let me drink a little more. I’ll definitely leave enough for the test.” AZUKI: “Komiyama! Stop! That’s dirty!” Komiyama: “Ms. AZUKI’s urine is beautiful, so it’s fine. If anything, it might be good for your health… glug glug.” (Urine therapy!) AZUKI: “Komiyama….” Komiyama: “Phew. Thanks. It was delicious. I left enough for the test, so it’s fine.” AZUKI: “…Honestly.” Komiyama: “…Hey, Ms. AZUKI.” AZUKI: “Whaaat?” Komiyama: “Can’t you poop?” AZUKI: “Huh!? I can’t poop right now.” Komiyama: “I want to see AZUKI’s poop.” AZUKI: “Ehhh!? Nooo!! That’s so embarrassing!!” Komiyama: “I want to see AZUKI’s poop….” AZUKI: “No! It’s embarrassing!” Komiyama: “….” AZUKI: “…All right, I get it. I’ll push a little….” Komiyama: “Really!?” (Great! Amazing!) To be continued in Vol.3…

Komiyama: “My heart is pounding….” AZUKI: “Mmm… mmmmmm… No, I don’t think it’s coming out.” Komiyama: “Ms. AZUKI, turn your butt this way and let me see?” AZUKI: “Like this?” Komiyama: “Yes. Hold it there for a while.” (I can see her whole anus! I can see her vulva too!) AZUKI: “Hey, what are you doing?” Komiyama: “Ms. AZUKI, your anus is beautiful… lick lick.” AZUKI: “Nooo— it tickles, stop.” Komiyama: “Ms. AZUKI is so cute….” AZUKI: “Ahh, don’t stimulate me like that! The poop is coming out.” Komiyama: “Like this? Lick lick lick….” AZUKI: “Ah, it’s already coming….” Komiyama: “….” (Ms. AZUKI’s anus is contracting. It’s about to happen!) To be continued in Vol.4…

Is Vol.4 ready yet?

Hurry up with Vol.4—

Reported.

All of you, go die…

>>10 “It’s about to happen.” While saying that, how much longer are you going to make us wait? What a shitty thread.

You all talk big, but you’re still waiting for it, aren’t you?ｗ

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She’s cute.

[ASCII art preserved from the original.] If we don’t think of something quickly… this thread is finished…

No, I don’t even understand how this thread got started in the first place.

The newcomers probably don’t understand.