GARNET CROW part.206 ゆりっぺは処女！！

Official website http://www.garnetcrow.com/ Previous thread: GARNET CROW part.205 http://anchorage.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musicjg/1235839922/

“If people love each other, whether she is a virgin shouldn’t matter.” You can ask a woman who says that the following: “Could you drink the semen of a man you don’t know?” Almost 100% of women would answer, “I couldn’t.” I think you should cut ties with any woman who says she could. Then ask this: “If you filled the cup you use every day with the semen of a man you don’t know, and then washed it carefully, could you drink water from that washed cup every day?” Ninety percent of women would answer, “I couldn’t.” That is normal. For a woman, even the semen of a man she once loved is, from a man’s point of view, the semen of a man he does not know. There is absolutely no way to lick a vagina filled with the semen of a man you don’t know. Of course, inserting your own penis into it would be impossible too. A non-virgin vagina is a washed cup. The fact that it was once filled with someone’s semen simply cannot be erased.

Why did Yurippe (Yuri Nakamura, the vocalist) suddenly get double eyelidsｗ?

>>1 Thanks for your hard work! >>3 Idiot, go die.

>>4 What the hell is “tahi” supposed to meanｗ?

>>5 Thanks for your hard work, total newbie. But Yurippe’s followers are really persistent. Poor Tsuri-ppe too.

2ch is so slow… >>5 Thanks for your hard work, total newbie. But Yurippe’s followers are really persistent. Poor Tsuri-ppe too.

Tsuri-ppeｗｗｗ

Yurippe seems like a slut, huh?

Whoa!! She’s become Tsuri-ppeｗ

>>10 She’s not a slut. She’s a virgin.

Delete, delete.

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Why isn’t Ms. Yurippe interested in getting married? Is it because she is fulfilled with her life as it is now?

GARNET CROW has become boring. I’m no longer interested. I wish they would take more risks. I don’t care if they don’t sell well.

Looking at the current situation, they haven’t exactly become famous!

Still, if Yurippe openly gave off an unmistakable slutty vibe, she probably wouldn’t be as popular as she is now. She has a small chest but pretends to have a large one; she is a virgin but uses her body to seduce people; and she makes ambiguous remarks and gestures to cater to the yuri-moe crowd. That is why seeing Yurippe desperately work to project an aura of virginity for our sake moves us so deeply. That is what makes us want to adore Yurippe unconditionally. Ah, it really makes you realize how important virginity is to an idol.

>>18 Does Yurippe really do that kind of thing?

It doesn’t feel impossible that she does—

Yurippe has a large chest.

>>21 How kind of you♥

Yurippe wants to be popular, yet she gives off an atmosphere of rejecting newcomers. Concerts are fun, but afterward she treats longtime fans and new fans completely differently.

>>22 Welcome, Yurippe!!

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I love Lady Nakamura more than anything. I’m always thinking about her.

She’s definitely a virgin.

She’s definitely a slut. No doubt about it.

Yurippe was a fan of Inaba, right? I don’t remember clearly.

A miserly iron virgin.

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Yurippe might surprisingly be a virgin. She has a gloomy personality and is the repressed, secretly horny type. The kind who masturbates alone.

Big sister Yurippe, don’t use stimulants. Do your best without relying on drugs. Though I’m sure you wouldn’t, right?

I got post 35, t.

>>34 Don’t spread pointless rumors. I don’t think Yurippe would do that.

The sore-loser chill otaku who was so frustrated by being thoroughly mocked by overseas musicians that he eventually posted fabricated interview reports m9｡ﾟ(ﾟ^Д^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰｯﾊﾊﾊﾊﾋｬﾋｬﾋｬﾋｬ

Sorryｗｗｗｗ I posted >>37 in the wrong threadｗｗｗ Go, GARNET CROW!!!!

Ah—! Yurippe, isn’t it about time you stopped? Quit dragging your feet and make your comeback already! Let us hear a new song…

This thread: GARNET CROW part.206 http://anchorage.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/musicjg/1238583909/l50

Knowing Yurippe’s former boyfriend makes me pretty knowledgeable. Any questions?

>>41 Huh? I’m currently dating Yuri, so let me ask you: do you have any questions?

By the way, I’m Yurippe herself. What’s up?

>>43 Is Yurippe a virgin?

The company had already lost the moment it started bowing and scraping to B’z like a parasite. Speaking of which, BING was unbelievably immature: they collaborated with a big name like GARNET CROW but treated them like peers, and didn’t even respond. That was the end of everything.

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Why do GARNET CROW sell so poorly? But before blaming the members for poor sales, shouldn’t we blame the company that made them debut in the first place??

↑ Ohh~

>>45 That’s common knowledge in the Japanese music industry.

There’s no way she’s a virgin.

>>45 She won’t have sex before marriage.

What is the age range of GARNET CROW fans? 2ch doesn’t represent everyone, of course, but please tell me anyway. Though the discussion keeps getting derailed by nothing but dirty jokes…